Notes on The Killers' next single

The reasons why 'Spaceman' is better than 'Human' are:
1. 'Spaceman' begins with a ridiculously good 'OH-OH-OH' introduction.
2. 'Spaceman' contains no grammatical errors.

The reasons why 'Human' is better than 'Superman' are:
1. 'Human' begins with a ridiculously good 'easing-us-in' introduction.
2. You'll probably forget everything about 'Spaceman' by approximatley eight minutes after you finish playing it.

The reasons why all of the above are irrelevant are:
1. Both 'Human' and 'Spaceman' are, like the vast majority of the Killers' back catalogue, not 'Mr Brightside'.