'Disinclined'-gate

FANS OF POPULAR SONG. 'The Loving Kind', the very very brilliantly amazingly pretty new single from Girls Aloud, created ingeniously by the Pet Shop Boys and our faves Xenomania is in danger of criminally missing the Top 10 a week on Sunday - a day we will henceforth refer to as LKDAY (NB: not to be confused with LK Today, o'course).

This week is its final week before it becomes a fully released single, and as an album download it's perched despicably at No39 in the singles chart, and this week's first batch of midweek figures show that it will still be outside the Top 30 for another week. It could, very possibly, be their first ever single to miss the Top 10.
1. *gasp*
2. *faint*
3. *die*

On the plus side, all could not be lost... Girls Aloud's fanbase is still, on the whole, quite a hardcore one, i.e. they're people who will wait for the proper release before purchasing, alot like those McFly fans who loyally buy their singles and charge them to No1 regardless of how shit they are. THEREFORE the single could pick up a surge of sales next week when it's released 'Properly'. If 'See The Day' could edge into the Top 10 then there's no reason why 'The Loving Kind' shouldn't... it rhymes 'kind' with 'disinclined' for God's sake! DISINCLINED!



Reasons why The Loving Kind is awesome:
- Nicola's lines are immense, thus effectively taking a musical shit all over the others. (i.e. Nadine).
- It's got lines like "Somewhere on a Monday morning, in a rush hour of another day, standing on a crowded platform, carelessly we lost our way", thus being a clever reflection of relationships in Our Modern Society. CLASSIC.
- Sarah Harding sings like she means it, i.e. she doesn't yell into the microphone "HERE I AAAAM!!!!! :O !!!!!!!! :P !!!!!" like she did with The Promise. She really makes the lines Her Own, thus effectively taking a musical shit over the others. (i.e. Nadine).
- The Saturdays' new song is a forgettable piece of formulaic balladry, and this song must, must, beat it.
- Kimberley looks stunning in the video, like actually AMAZING, thus effectively taking a musical shit over the others. (i.e. Nadine).
- It's like a ballad... and it's sad... but you can dance to it... REVOLUTIONARY.
- As previously mentioned (its genious is so uncomprehendable that it bears repeating), the song rhymes 'kind' with 'disinclined'. How. Clever.
- Cheryl has a red hairband in the video, thus effectively taking a musical shit over the others. (i.e. Nadine).*
- Speaking of the video, it has about 17 billion wind machines in it. Classic GA.
- Nadine, naturally, as ever, runs away with the song and pulls out an amazing heartfelt vocal, thus effectively taking a musical shit over the others. (i.e. Nadine).

Developments in 'Disinclined'-gate will be reported here. First.



* N.B. Cheryl's hairband in the video is actually hilarious and shit, and was used as a positive for the sole purpose of carrying on the running joke of Girls Aloud members, including Nadine, shitting on Nadine. In actual fact, much as we love her, there isn't much positive to say about Cheryl in this song. She's good but... yknow... so's a tepid bath.