Everyone wants to bang Britney, apparently

'If U Seek Amy' has been announced as the third single to be taken from Britney Spears' comeback album (her second comeback album in the space of a year... does that even count?!) 'Circus'.

As expected, the more sensitive among the general public are livid, outraged, BOILLLLING FURIOUS at the decision, because the line "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to, If U Seek Amy" is a clever way of saying "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K me."

A mother's rights group in Australia has kicked up a fuss because it's a bad influence on the kids. Someone said: "I got them the Circus album because little kids are Britney fans, but there was no warning on the album and none of the songs listed had f**k in the title."

Well, here are the facts:

• If you haven't already twigged that Britney is no longer the World's Best Role Model then bluntly it's your own fault for buying your kids the CD.


• Has any of her music over the past few years sounded like it could have come from Same-flippin'-Difference? Have there not been hints over the past few years ("IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!") that Britney's music is unsuitable?


• Yeah... Jive probably should have put some sort of warning on the CD because essentially they can dance around the line all they want, the line is "...begging to F.U.C.K. me". It's a clever trick to do the whole Amy crap, but "...are begging to if you seek Amy" is as gramatically shit as "...or are we dancer?".


• 'IF U SEEK AMY' IS A TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE

Right, so 'Kill The Lights' was one of the best produced records of last year and logically that should surely be the next single, but 'If U Seek Amy' is still a wicked track. Even though, like every other Britney song, Britney still sounds about 15. And thus not quite suited to a song about "all of the boys and all of the girls" wanting to ride her.