No, Hilary. Just no.

Who fancies a quick LOL at the expense of HILARY DUFF? The undeniably hard-working predecessor to MILEY CYRUS has been desperately trying to re-invent herself as a proper grown-up for quite some time now, but you can't help but have a quick giggle at her new video. The song's called 'Reach Out' and samples Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'. Now I have to admit I am a bit of a Hilary fan, but this mildly pornographic video is pure jokes. She's even bought in a rapper. A RAPPER. Bless her heart. If you're wandering when it's going to sink without a trace like her UK singles tend to do, it comes out January 19th, and is to be followed a week later by... wait for it... 'The Best of Hilary Duff'. No, really. Bad times, Hilz. Bad times.